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?I Don’t See Nothing Wrong With a Little Jail Time? R. Kelly Back in Jail After Child Support Hearing

The Black History Month hits just keep coming. Last month, after decades of raping Black girls, R. Kelly was charged 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse. He was given a $100,000 bond which he was unable to pay. Unfortunately, a female friend, enabler and general trash bag forked over the cash for the bond, so the predator was released.

This morning, Kelly took his ass on CBS This Morning and acted a damn fool, jumping around crying, yelling and insisting he was innocent. Gayle King handled his performance with all the shade it deserved, confronting him about playing the victim and refusing to feed into his antics. It’s safe to say, it’s been a bad couple of week’s for Arruh.


Now as if the charges and Kelly making a fool of himself on one of the biggest morning shows in the country weren’t enough, we were treated to another little surprise today when he was sent back to jail after a child support hearing. USA Today reports:

“R. Kelly was arrested and taken into custody in Chicago following a hearing over unpaid child support, the Cook County Sheriff’s Office confirmed Wednesday. 

Sheriff’s Office spokesman Sam Randall told USA TODAY Kelly was taken into custody in the courtroom and will be transferred to the county jail, where he will stay until he pays what he owes. His next court date in the matter was set for March 13.

Kelly faced a charge of failure to pay $161,000 in back child support. Failure to pay child support in any amount over $20,000 is a felony under Illinois law.”

Sadly, this man still has throngs of fans who defend his morally repugnant and criminal behavior, including the one who forked over his bail the first time, so perhaps he will once again be bailed out, but how sweet it is to see him back behind bars where he cannot harm any Black girls, even if only temporarily. In fact, it’s so sweet, I wrote a song ’bout it. Like to hear it? Here it go:

(To the tune of Bump & Grind)

?See I know just what we want. And we know just what you need, Kellz. So, nigga, take your ass in that cell. We not fucking around witchu. Nigga, your ass is thru. In jail is where you need to be (where you need to be. Here’s your orange suit, meet your celly, now, nigga, they ’bout to throw away the key.

‘Cause we don’t see nothing wrong, with a little jail time (with a little jail time).?



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Kinfolk Kollective avatar About the author: LaSha is a writer who’s obsessed with Black people. Find her work here of course, but also on Ebony, The Guardian, Essence, Salon, Everyday Feminism, Teen Vogue, HuffPo and For Harriett. She’s loves trap music & 90s R&B, watches Jeopardy faithfully and believes fried chicken is her soulmate. The clapback queen is loud and clear about loving her kids above all else and kinda digs her Yankee husband too. Anti-Blackness gives her hives. Get at her @lashawrites on Twitter.

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